The Tipsy Toff

Why who's this aristocratic looking fellow? He seems to have had a little too much to drink - Oh dear! It looks like his hip flask is empty. Whatever will he do? But what's this? A bottle of Champagne! How marvellous! See how happy he is. But what's happening now? It seems as if the bottle is making him do things. Good Lord! He appears to be taking his clothes off! Honestly, the things people do when they're drunk.

Performed to 'You Made Me Love You' by Stephane Grapelli

The Good Ship

A dashing Admiral Lord Dashwood appears on stage in full naval dress and proceeds to serenade the audience with a delightful (lip-synched) rendition of 'The Good Ship Lollipop' before proving that it's not only the ladies who know how to twirl a tassel! 

Performed to 'The Good Ship Lollipop' by Ruth Brown

All Stood Up

Ahhh! Poor Dashy is stood outside the station waiting for his date, a bunch of flowers wilting pitifully in his hand. See how miserable he is as he finally realises he's been stood up. But watch his despair turn to delight as this ugly duckling slowly peels off his gloves and coat to reval the glistening swan beneath, who eagerly grasps the chance to sparkle in the spotlight!  

Performed to 'Saving All My Love For You' by Fats Waller

The Great Dashwood

Marvel at the mysteries of the worlds greatest magician! the Great Dashwood will amaze and astound you with his magical powers, far beyond the understanding of any mere mortal. See him read minds! See him summon spirits! Objects vanish and appear at his very fingertips! Gape in wonderment at his awsome powers.

In Development

Double Act Routines:

These are performed with the highly talented Aurora Dawn

Hypnosis!

The innocent Miss Dawn arrives at the parlour of the evil hypnotist Lord Dashwood. 'Look into my eyes. You are feeling sleepy' he seems to say as his pocket-watch swings in front of her. Before long she is under his spell and performing his every wish as he looks on with leering glee. But all is not as it seems as she turns the tables on the nefarious Lord Dashwood and shows him who's really in control.

Performed to 'You Must be Losing Your Mind' by Fats Waller

Hammertime

A little routine in honour of the gory glory days of Hammer Horror. In a cold and moonlit graveyard Count Dashwood preys on the flesh of his victims and here comes the perfect gothic heroinne in the form of Aurora Dawn. Will she have the strength to defeat the evil Count?

Performed to 'Trouble' by Elvis Presley 

Let Them Eat Cake

An almost historically accurate portrayal of the last moments of Marie Antoinette.

In Development

Photo by Nandi/Skie